Was Jesus a sissy?

an important question answered by Unicorn Love in this awesome new video:-

new UNICORN LOVE youtube video

a new UNICORN LOVE video showing you the right path. UNICORN LOVE’s amazing new song “Faithful Servant” is the soundtrack to one of the excellent Chick Tracts. Jesus is way cool!!

CHRISTIANITY AND UNICORNS

The unicorn has symbolized many things throughout history, and it is depicted in many ways. Some descriptions include: a horse with a horn, a beast resembling a rhinoceros, an ass with a horn, a goat-like creature, a stag, and sometimes a combination of these and other animals. It has both secular and Christian significance. It represents various aspects of romantic love, magic, and providence, and it has also been seen as a symbol of Christ. The myth of the unicorn contains something for almost everyone.

UNICORN LOVE SUPPORT INTELLIGENT DESIGN

UNICORN LOVE ON YOUTUBE

Live in Sheffield

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ksl_ejoVFeE

Live in Leeds (we’re at the end after Sailors, Like a Kind Of Matador and Threads)

UNICORN LOVE IN THE GUARDIAN

http://arts.guardian.co.uk/filmandmusic/story/0,16373,1639138,00.html

What do Unicorn Love, Whitehouse, Arctic Monkeys and Myspace have in common?

UNICORN LOVE MIXTAPE VOLUME ONE

yep, the first UNICORN LOVE MIXTAPE is now available to download for free. You can still get hold of the super cool CDr version of it with the potato letter handpainted sleeve. Paypal £3 to unicornloverockgroup@yahoo.co.uk

here’s what we said about it initially:-

UNICORN LOVE – mixtape volume one CDr
Feautring a grand spanking new Unicorn Love track and 30 minutes of finest music that has been rocking the Unicorn Love boys’ world recently. There’s handbell ringers, wurlitzers, show songs blasted out by Ethel Murman, wild Polish afro-funk, 60s girl groups as well as some gospel and Christian music all sourced from the huge Unicorn Love vinyl archive. We love these songs and we trust that you will love them too. You’ll also love the new Unicorn Love track. Possibly one of the most rhythmic tracks the boys have produced yet, it is guaranteed to knock you flat on the floor.

and here’s the link:-

http://www.sendspace.com/file/m4vnth

feel free to tell all your friends about it.

The tracklisting is:-

UNICORN LOVE – Satan Is A Liar

DOTTIE WEST – Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy

ETHEL MERMAN – Everything’s Coming Up Roses

MAMMOTH GAVIOLI FAIR ORGAN – Charmaine

PAUL ROBESON – Soviet National Anthem

HARRY STONEHAM – Fly Me To The Moon

ALAN HILL – Way Of The Cross

GROSMONT HANDBELL RINGERS – Land Of Hope And Glory

THE DIXIE CUPS – Chapel Of Love

GROSMONT HANDBELL RINGERS – Jesu, Joy Of Man’s Desiring

PETER FIRMAN – I’ll Walk With God

REGINALD DIXON – Lambeth Walk

AFRIC SIMONE – Ramaya

have a listen to the Unicorn Love song at http://www.myspace.com/unicornloverockgroup 

UNICORN LOVE LIVE AT THE BRUDENELL SOCIAL CLUB CD

It is with much excitment that we announce the latest sound recording to be made available by UNICORN LOVE. Without a doubt they are the most successful Christian noise band in the UK. They’ve been busy with their exhibition at the Tate Modern with Hermann Nitsch recently but decided to release this superb live document to keep their fans happy until the next studio recording (hopefully available prior to their Japanese tour in January). It’s a phenomenal tribute to the life and times of Lord Kitchener (see below) and is a perfect example of Unicorn Love’s genre-defying musical dexterity. No doubt, in years to come, people will rightly declare this release to be a milestone in musical history. It was recorded live at the world famous Brudenell Social Club in Leeds to an ecstatic audience in April 2006.

Paypal £2 to unicornloverockgroup AT yahoo.co.uk to get yourself a copy of this incredible CDr or alternatively email that address to sort out paying for a copy via cheque or cash. We’d be more than happy to hear from anyone wanting to distribute this fine item or to organise trades.

As previously mentioned, this release is dedicated to the life and times of Lord Kitchener. The following is the text included with the CDr:-

The main sample employed in this track is of the Calypso artist, Lord Kitchener, to compliment the song’s theme of the life and times of the British Field Marshall, Lord Kitchener. Unicorn Love are interested in the minutiae of British military history as it’s battles reflect many of the battles Unicorn Love face and there are many important lessons to be learned. At it’s height, the British Empire spread it’s influence across the entire world and arguably changed things for the better. This is something we would like Unicorn Love to achieve. We have a positive message to spread and the best way to do this is to gain influence and control in the major worldwide music markets in the same way the British Empire gained control of the Financial Markets. Let us make no mistake, there will be many battles ahead for Unicorn Love and that’s why we need to discuss military history with our loyal fans and followers. Horatio Herbert Kitchener, 1st Earl Kitchener was born on 24th June 1850 a couple of months before Pope Pius IX re-established Catholic hierarchy in England and Wales. This was a terrible omen of things to come. The Reverend Ian Paisley has written a tremendous pamphlet about this entitled “Lord Kitchener: The Papal conspirator and the theocratic utopian”. I urge you all to read this as it expertly outlines Kitchener’s position as a lightning rod of Catholic insurrection and other unspiritual events. It appears that, from the very day of his birth until his final day, Lord Kitchener’s life’s work was to try and destroy the Church of England.

There has been much speculation as to the cause of the Satanic presence in his soul. It is believed that his mother, Frances Anne Chevallier-Cole, was friends with several practitioners of dark arts. Amongst these was William Herschel, the man who discovered infra-red radiation and the planet Uranus. All biographies of him mention his obsession with Faust and his much publicised desire to sell his soul to the Devil. Shocking enough for a man in the at the turn of the 1800s but the actual truth is much darker. Several sources point to him being involved in ritual satanic abuse and drinking human blood. Whether or not he actually sold his soul to the Devil can still be questioned but what is in no doubt is that he consorted with Demons to enable his achievements. He often talked about communicating with a race of beings that lived on the Sun. The Sun, he believed, had a cool, solid surface protected from its hot atmosphere by an opaque layer of cloud. These creatures told him that unfilled telescope apertures can be used to obtain high angular resolution and thus astronomical interferometric imaging and hypertelescopes could become a reality. Or, as it should properly be interpreted, Demons were informing him of how to go against the will of God and try and pry too far into the nature of the universe. God exists in every one of our hearts but creatures living on the Sun only exist in the minds of perverted men ravaged by Satan. Apart from Herschel’s scientific “achievements” he was also responsible for introducing Frances Anne Chevallier-Cole to her husband, and Lord Kitchener’s father, Henry Horatio Kitchener. They met at one of Herschel’s notorious dinner parties. The “dinner party” being a cover for the satanic rituals that took place.

Some say that Lord Kitchener’s war on the Church of England was fully solidified during his time in the Egypt, Sudan and Khartoum. He was only 24 when he was given the job of mapping the Holy Land by the Palestine Exploration Fund and spent most of the rest of his life there being made Aide to Camp to Queen Victoria and Sirdar of the Egyptian Army. Most famously of all he became commander of the British Army in the Boer War. It was in his days in Khartoum that he was heavily influenced by his Muslim surroundings. He went so far as to ban Christian evangelists and promoted the building of Mosques.

Winston Churchill was the first to publicly state these long known facts. Like all good Englishmen, Churchill supported the Church of England and abhorred Lord Kitchener’s efforts to undermine it’s power. He publicly berated Lord Kitchener in the House of Commons and made sure the future Prime Minister, David Lloyd George, knew exactly how he felt. What is less known is that Winston Churchill went so far as to arrange Lord Kitchener’s assassination with the help of a notorious Jewish supremacist organisation. The Elders of Zion wanted rid of Lord Kitchener as his promotion of Catholicism was at direct odds with their aims of Jewish supremacy. In June 1916, Lord Kitchener set sail for Russia on the HMS Hampshire. David Lloyd George was supposed to have travelled with him but Churchill informed David Lloyd George of the plans that were afoot. Lord Kitchener undertook the diplomatic mission to Russia on his own and on 5th June 1916 the HMS Hampshire was struck by a mine laid by the German U-boat U-75. 643 of the 655 strong crew, including Lord Kitchener, perished. Lord Alfred Douglas spent 6 months in prison for trying to bring to light the conspiracy behind Lord Kitchener’s death. Whilst the ends justified the means, Churchill could not let the details of the conspiracy come to light and it is only with the benefit of hindsight that we can see how admirable his actions were.

For all his faults, though, there are things that we can learn from Lord Kitchener. He was a master military strategician. It was he that invented the concentration camp and no one can doubt what a successful military strategy they were. Who would not want the enemies of Unicorn love put in them? He was also a successful propagandist and is actually the face of the famous “Britain Wants You!” posters. In fact, Unicorn Love needs you. Unicorn Love needs you to join our army and spread our message – “Jesus is way cool!”.

listen to an excerpt at http://www.myspace.com/unicornloverockgroup

UNICORN LOVE STAGE COSTUME DESIGN COMPETITION

The response to the Unicorn Love trainer design competition has been absolutely overwhelming. So many incredible entries and still with a few weeks to go. But don’t forget, there is still time for you to enter!

One of the more promising entries has come from Dee Selby. Not only did he come up with a great trainer design but he got carried away and also designed a whole new stage outfit for Unicorn Love. As you can see in the picture, the stage outfit he has designed is very striking. We certainly believe that he deserves a heart slap on the back. Well done!

The stage outfit design got us Unicorn Love boys thinking. As the Trainer Design competition was such a resounding success why not also begin a competition to design a Unicorn Love stage costume? And why not indeed! So, it is with great pleasure that I announce:-

THE FANTASTIC NEW UNICORN LOVE STAGE COSTUME DESIGN COMPETITION!!!!!

Think about all the amazing Christian bands over the years like Stryper and The Crusaders. Think of their amazing stage costumes and take some inspiration. Read some choice quotes from the Bible to get even more inspiration and then let your creative juices flow.

We have a mighty fine prize as well. Not only will the winning design get made but the winner of this competition will get to spend the day with Unicorn Love! You’ll get to hang out with us in the studio to see where all the magic happens. You’ll get to sit around drinking tea, discussing our favourite parts of the Bible whilst listening to Unicorn Love’s extensive collection of Christian records. And lots more as well.

Mere money couldn’t buy you this chance of a lifetime so get drawing!

There will also be plenty of runners up prizes of Unicorn Love records and merch.

Please email all entries to unicornloverockgroup@yahoo.co.uk

The closing date for the competition is 31st January 2007

Good luck and God bless!

Unicorn Love

UNICORN LOVE JAPANESE TOUR POSTER DESIGNED BY DAVID SHRIGLEY